Saturday, March 14, 2009

Pinoy Text Jokes

Dagul


Patay na si Daking

Patay narin si Daboy

Sino na ang Susonod???!

Malamang si DAGUL na

Naku dagul ingat ka!

Horseback Riding


Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!

Ghost

MULTO: awooooooooo!!!!!

BATA: ayyy!!!! wag!! wag!!! wag!!!

MULTO: k sori....

2 Million


Mateng: tol ang galing ng aso ko sobrang talino!
Don: bket mo nmn nsbi?
Mateng: tinanong kc cya ng kapitbahay nmin kahapon ng 2 + 2, aba't tumahol ng 4 na beses!
Don: uy matalino nga!
Mateng: kaya lang tol may problema ako e...
Don: ano un?
Mateng: tinanong uli cya ng kapit bahay namin ng 2MILLION + 2MILLION hanggang ngayon tumatahol p, ang payat na nga eh...

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