Monday, August 31, 2009

Leah Lust: 'Smokin' Em' Bikini Hostess Teacher Becomes Porn Star








If you don't know the story of porn star Leah Lust, aka disgraced school teacher Tiffany Shepherd, read on. In 2008 Tiffany Shepherd, a high school teacher in Florida, was fired from her job after it was discovered that she was moonlighting as a bikini model on chartered fishing boats.

Port St. Lucie High School fired Tiffany Shepherd for acting as a bikini clad hostess on Smokin' Em charters. Pictures of Tiffany Shepherd in a bikini went viral online and her bikini secret was exposed. Left with a tarnished reputation, no job, no income and mounting debt, the single mother of three made a shocking career change and Leah Lust the porn star was born.

Tiffany Shepherd insists that her porn alter ego Leah Lust is a character she plays out of necessity, not desire. She even points out that when she first lost her job she turned down a $10,000 stripping gig only to face harsh financial choices. It was at that difficult fork in the road where Leah Lust took career control.

Obviously feeling the need to help his bikini model teacher who had lost her job, Smokin' Em owner Gil Coombes became her knight in shining armor. Along with Smokin' Em, Coombes and his wife own a porn studio, KLC productions, and they offered to make the disgraced teacher into a shining star of porn. Ah, Leah Lust you lucky lady to have such a great boss-friend.

From teacher to bikini hostess to porn star, it's a modern fairy tale! Maybe Pretty Woman Julia Roberts will star in the movie version of the Tiffany Shepherd/Lean Lust story.

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Sunday, May 31, 2009

10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs



10. Take a Shower with the Boob Soap Dispenser



9. Click Away with the Boob Mouse



8. Change the Channel with the Boob Remote



7. Fry Up Eggs with the Boob Egg Mold



6. Massage Your Tired Hands with the Boob Massager



5. Cover Your Eyes with the Boobie Blindfold




4. Shuffle Around the House with the Boob Slippers



3. Support Your Wrists with the Boob Rest



2. Light the Way with a Boob Lamp



1. Take a Bath with the Bobbing Boobs Bath Plug

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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Pinoy Text Jokes

Dagul


Patay na si Daking

Patay narin si Daboy

Sino na ang Susonod???!

Malamang si DAGUL na

Naku dagul ingat ka!

Horseback Riding


Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!

Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.

Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.

Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !

Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!

Ghost

MULTO: awooooooooo!!!!!

BATA: ayyy!!!! wag!! wag!!! wag!!!

MULTO: k sori....

2 Million


Mateng: tol ang galing ng aso ko sobrang talino!
Don: bket mo nmn nsbi?
Mateng: tinanong kc cya ng kapitbahay nmin kahapon ng 2 + 2, aba't tumahol ng 4 na beses!
Don: uy matalino nga!
Mateng: kaya lang tol may problema ako e...
Don: ano un?
Mateng: tinanong uli cya ng kapit bahay namin ng 2MILLION + 2MILLION hanggang ngayon tumatahol p, ang payat na nga eh...

nice car collections



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Sunday, March 8, 2009

The treeman



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Friday, March 6, 2009

Francis M dead at 44

Rapper, actor and TV host Francis Magalona, diagnosed with leukemia last year, died Friday at 12:20 pm at the Medical City hospital in Pasig City. He was 44.

He battled cancer for almost eight months before finally passing away. The immediate cause of Magalona's death was heart failure. He received his last sacraments before noon.


Last August, Magalona informed the noontime show "Eat Bulaga" via text message that he was suffering from leukemia.

The rapper even requested for blood donations to replace the blood he was using at the Medical City hospital in Ortigas Avenue where he was being treated.

"I have been diagnosed with leukemia and I am preparing for my treatment. Sa tulong ng Panginoon, kakayanin ko po ito," he said. "Abangan nyo ang aking pagbabalik. 'Di ko lang kayo 'miss'... LOVE KO kayong lahat."

Magalona was a regular host of the noon time show "Eat Bulaga."

Host Vic Sotto announced Magalona's demise during the show Friday and asked the people to pray for Francis.

“We will surely miss him, pati na ang buong industriya. We request everyone to pause for a moment of prayers for the eternal repose of the soul of Francis. Our condolences to the family. Kiko, we love you,” Sotto said.

The stars of the popular noontime show broke into tears as they prayed for the soul of Magalona.

The 44-year-old Magalona was the son of 1950's legendary actors and celebrity couple Pancho Magalona and Tita Duran.

Launched as a teen star in the 1980s, Magalona's career boomed with his hit rap song "Mga Kababayan," which was included in his album "Yo!" released in 1990.

He was also the voice behind the hits "Ito ang Gusto Ko," "Meron Akong Ano," "Mga Praning," and "Kaleidoscope World."

Francis M left behind is wife Pia Arroyo and their eight children--Unna, Nicolo, Francis Jr., Isabella, Elmo, Arkin, Clara, and actress Maxene Magalona.

as of 03/06/2009 4:32 PM.

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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Giant snake sighting in borneo

According to legend, the Nabau was a terrifying snake more than 100ft in length and with a dragon's head and seven nostrils.

But now local villagers living along the Baleh river in Borneo believe the mythical creature has returned after this photo of a gigantic snake swimming along the remote waterways has emerged.

The picture, taken by a member of a disaster team monitoring flood regions by helicopter, has sparked a huge debate about whether the photos are genuine or merely the work of photo-editing software.

snake

Borneo's Nessie: The image that sparked fears a giant serpent was stalking the river Baleh

Even the respected New Straits Times newspaper in Kuala Lumpur has asked readers to make up their own minds about the photos.

Villagers who claim to have seen the snake say they have given it the name of Nabau, after an ancient sea serpent which can transform itself into the shapes of different animals.

People who have studied the photograph of the shape taken from the air have dismissed suggestions that it's a log.

As one writer asked: 'A log can't be that winding, can it?' Others have suggested it's a speedboat, but this has been dismissed because of the twisting wake.

The most common accusation is that the photo has simply been manipulated on a computer, while others complain that the river is a different colour to the real Baleh rover which is a murky brown.

mythical Nabau

Mythical: A second frame appears to show something snake-like in the water off a remote village

But villagers who insist the snake exists say that photos of the creature being taken in different parts of the river prove it is swimming about.

Earlier this month scientists unearthed the fossil of a killer snake that was longer than a bus, as heavy as a small car and which could swallow an animal the size of a cow.

The 45ft long monster - named Titanoboa - was so big that it lived on a diet of crocodiles and giant turtles, squeezing them to death and devouring them whole.

Weighing an impressive 1.25 tons, it slithered around the tropical forests of South America 60million years ago, just five million years after the last dinosaurs were wiped out.

Partial skeletons of the boa constrictor-like prehistoric killer were found in a Colombian coal mine by an international team of fossil hunters.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Bad Tattoo Ideas

If youre considering of having a tattoo, be careful of choosing youre design because it will be permanent. Check out these imao bad tattoo ideas.





He forgot to add Menudo


My Wife 6 feet under ground







This is one creepy dude




Saturday, February 14, 2009

Saudi woman gets 1 year in prison for adultery after gang-rape

A Saudi woman was sentenced to receive 100 lashes and one year in prison after she was gang raped, a District Court judge there has ruled.

Never free

Never free

The 23-year-old woman confessed to having forced intercourse with her attackers after she accepted a ride from one of the men.

The man took her to a house east of the city of Jeddah where she was repeatedly raped by him and four of his friends throughout the night, according to the Saudi Gazette.

The judge ruled that she had committed adultery, despite that she was not even married, and handed down the floggings and prison sentence.

The incident was uncovered after the young woman became pregnant from the ordeal and tried to obtain an abortion at the King Fahd Hospital for Armed Forces.

She won’t be flogged until after she gives birth. Please click here for the original article