Dagul
Patay na si Daking
Patay narin si Daboy
Sino na ang Susonod???!
Malamang si DAGUL na
Naku dagul ingat ka!
Horseback Riding
Pedro: Pare, sobrang taba talaga ng Misis ko kaya't gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang!
Pablo: Sabihin mo sa Misis na mag Horseback riding siya.
Makaraan ang dalawang buwan.
Pedro: Kumusta naman ang resulta ng Horseback Riding !
Pablo: Nabawasan ng 40 Kilos ang kabayo!!
Ghost
MULTO: awooooooooo!!!!!
BATA: ayyy!!!! wag!! wag!!! wag!!!
MULTO: k sori....
2 Million
Mateng: tol ang galing ng aso ko sobrang talino!
Don: bket mo nmn nsbi?
Mateng: tinanong kc cya ng kapitbahay nmin kahapon ng 2 + 2, aba't tumahol ng 4 na beses!
Don: uy matalino nga!
Mateng: kaya lang tol may problema ako e...
Don: ano un?
Mateng: tinanong uli cya ng kapit bahay namin ng 2MILLION + 2MILLION hanggang ngayon tumatahol p, ang payat na nga eh...
Saturday, March 14, 2009
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Friday, March 6, 2009
Francis M dead at 44
Rapper, actor and TV host Francis Magalona, diagnosed with leukemia last year, died Friday at 12:20 pm at the Medical City hospital in Pasig City. He was 44.
He battled cancer for almost eight months before finally passing away. The immediate cause of Magalona's death was heart failure. He received his last sacraments before noon.
Last August, Magalona informed the noontime show "Eat Bulaga" via text message that he was suffering from leukemia.
The rapper even requested for blood donations to replace the blood he was using at the Medical City hospital in Ortigas Avenue where he was being treated.
"I have been diagnosed with leukemia and I am preparing for my treatment. Sa tulong ng Panginoon, kakayanin ko po ito," he said. "Abangan nyo ang aking pagbabalik. 'Di ko lang kayo 'miss'... LOVE KO kayong lahat."
Magalona was a regular host of the noon time show "Eat Bulaga."
Host Vic Sotto announced Magalona's demise during the show Friday and asked the people to pray for Francis.
“We will surely miss him, pati na ang buong industriya. We request everyone to pause for a moment of prayers for the eternal repose of the soul of Francis. Our condolences to the family. Kiko, we love you,” Sotto said.
The stars of the popular noontime show broke into tears as they prayed for the soul of Magalona.
The 44-year-old Magalona was the son of 1950's legendary actors and celebrity couple Pancho Magalona and Tita Duran.
Launched as a teen star in the 1980s, Magalona's career boomed with his hit rap song "Mga Kababayan," which was included in his album "Yo!" released in 1990.
He was also the voice behind the hits "Ito ang Gusto Ko," "Meron Akong Ano," "Mga Praning," and "Kaleidoscope World."
Francis M left behind is wife Pia Arroyo and their eight children--Unna, Nicolo, Francis Jr., Isabella, Elmo, Arkin, Clara, and actress Maxene Magalona.
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Thursday, March 5, 2009
Giant snake sighting in borneo
According to legend, the Nabau was a terrifying snake more than 100ft in length and with a dragon's head and seven nostrils.
But now local villagers living along the Baleh river in Borneo believe the mythical creature has returned after this photo of a gigantic snake swimming along the remote waterways has emerged.
The picture, taken by a member of a disaster team monitoring flood regions by helicopter, has sparked a huge debate about whether the photos are genuine or merely the work of photo-editing software.
Borneo's Nessie: The image that sparked fears a giant serpent was stalking the river Baleh
Even the respected New Straits Times newspaper in Kuala Lumpur has asked readers to make up their own minds about the photos.
Villagers who claim to have seen the snake say they have given it the name of Nabau, after an ancient sea serpent which can transform itself into the shapes of different animals.
People who have studied the photograph of the shape taken from the air have dismissed suggestions that it's a log.
As one writer asked: 'A log can't be that winding, can it?' Others have suggested it's a speedboat, but this has been dismissed because of the twisting wake.
The most common accusation is that the photo has simply been manipulated on a computer, while others complain that the river is a different colour to the real Baleh rover which is a murky brown.
Mythical: A second frame appears to show something snake-like in the water off a remote village
But villagers who insist the snake exists say that photos of the creature being taken in different parts of the river prove it is swimming about.
Earlier this month scientists unearthed the fossil of a killer snake that was longer than a bus, as heavy as a small car and which could swallow an animal the size of a cow.
The 45ft long monster - named Titanoboa - was so big that it lived on a diet of crocodiles and giant turtles, squeezing them to death and devouring them whole.
Weighing an impressive 1.25 tons, it slithered around the tropical forests of South America 60million years ago, just five million years after the last dinosaurs were wiped out.
Partial skeletons of the boa constrictor-like prehistoric killer were found in a Colombian coal mine by an international team of fossil hunters.
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